Goodnight Cuse, a poem from a senior leaving the Hill
In the great Carrier Dome There was a campus Where drunk kids roam And for them all — It’s the place they call home. And… Read more »
In the great Carrier Dome There was a campus Where drunk kids roam And for them all — It’s the place they call home. And… Read more »
Humor Columnist Annabeth Mann drops the truth: Summer will not be even half as great as you think it will be. Read more »
Half of the students never even make it to Block Party, there’s no sense in leaving those seats empty. Read more »
The series of events that will inevitably occur if you give a student a ticket to Block Party, told in the style of the classic children’s novel “If You Give a Mouse a Cookie.” Read more »
These tactics from wedding counselors everywhere may just save your increasingly boring day-to-day schedule. Read more »
Humor columnist Annabeth Mann speculates about what your relatives will be asking you during the coming break and gives you impenetrable answers to these inquiries. Read more »
Humor columnist Annabeth Mann describes a different, much more pressing kind of March Madness than the one revolving around basketball. Read more »
Letters of recommendation all look the same, and nobody reads them anyway. So, Humor columnist Josh Feinblatt wrote a template, so you can simply fill in the blanks. Read more »
Humor columnist Annabeth Mann has had a mild cold for weeks and is finally putting her foot down. Read more »
Valentine's Day is here, and according to his latest diary entry, Syracuse’s beloved mascot is still searching for that special someone. Read more »
Formerly known as "Humor Columnist Annabeth Mann," Advice Columnist Annabeth Mann is here with the answers to all your problems. Read more »
Are you too lazy to make your own resume but think you're up for the responsibilities of a real job or internship? Humor columnist Josh Feinblatt has the remedy for you. Read more »
Humor columnist Annabeth Grace Mann writes a letter to her parents explaining why she desperately needs a care package. Read more »
From starting the night before to turning the piece in late, see what goes through Humor columnist Josh Feinblatt’s mind as he writes about procrastinating. Read more »
Humor columnist Annabeth Grace Mann explains that the mumps don't have to hold you back from a creative Halloween costume. Read more »
Humor columnist Josh Feinblatt tells it like it is when it comes to SU’s campus student organizations. Read more »
Humor columnist Annabeth Mann reveals what Syracuse University students are wasting their money on and how they can lower their spending. Read more »
The comedians took over Goldstein Auditorium for University Union and Traditions Commission’s 2017 comedy night. Read more »
Humor columnist Annabeth Grace Mann gives you a play-by-play of exactly why day-drinking is so unnatural, even at a party school like Syracuse University. Read more »
Think Juice Jam is going to be one of the greatest nights of your life? Humor columnist Josh Feinblatt is here to tell you the shocking truth of a disappointing afternoon on Syracuse University's South Campus. Read more »
Humor columnist Josh Feinblatt was able to hack into Pete Sala’s email and steal a first draft of one of his construction updates. Here’s what the chief facilities officer had to say. Read more »
Syracuse University sent back-to-back messages regarding parking, but humor columnist Josh Feinblatt was more disappointed that students were actually responding to the listserv. Read more »
It's been a long wait for ride-hailing services to get to New York, but this columnist doesn't think the service will be too beneficial. Read more »
Visiting high school is a classic pastime for many college students returning to their hometown. But going back to the old days isn't all it's cracked up to be, writes Humor columnist Josh Feinblatt. Read more »